December 2011
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Wonderland: Russell Howard's list of all the... →
iknowprufrock:
natalietyner:
Hearing someone jump into a swimming pool that is colder than they thought it was going to be.
The noise old women make when someone puts food in front of them.
Watching a pigeon drag a massive slice of pizza.
Watching a goth laugh.
Sour cream and onion pringles.
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the pringles one alone is perfect
i think i might cry when my alarm goes off at 7 tomorrow morning after less than 5 hours sleep
why did i think working was a good idea?
iknowprufrock:
now christmas is done, i can’t wait for the inspirational new year facebook status’s that are going to appear………..
“new year… new me” every fucking year. just SHUT UP, please!
in the process of bailing on my boyfriends family meal. i feel so bad but it’s everything i hate in life.. young children, people i don’t know, sitting talking to people i don’t know for hours, having to answer the same questions i’ve already answered a million times before (where do you go to uni, what do you study), having to eat unfamiliar cooking etc etc etc. i’m...
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yesterday i joked to my dad like ‘wouldn’t it be hilarious if all the presents under the tree were just wrapped up empty boxes’ ..open a present today and it’s just an empty Daz box, and my dad is sitting there pissing himself. cheeky bugger!
too funny :)
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO RUIN MY NIGHT by doing two-faced horrible things. i’m probably being an ignorant selfish person or whatever, but you are our friend and i am so annoyed!
apart from a minor blip, I HAD A FUCKING GREAT XMAS EVE!!!
A few things you'll never forget from 2011
losing one of my best friends for stupid reasons
moving into my house at uni
getting my tattoo
HARRY POTTER
seeing my friend again after he’d been in Fiji for 7 months
my bum of a boyfriend actually getting a job
reading festival (especially Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars)
discovering the wonders of KFC
my landlord moving out of his own house and building an extra room so we have...
i think i need to start a diary
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heaventakethysoul:
I struggle to imagine the kind of person who dislikes Stephen Fry.
Men Photographed in Stereotypical Pin-Up Poses
paryys:
marfmellow:
“Men-ups!” is a humorous project by photographer Rion Sabean featuring men doing pin-up-style poses. It’s interesting how much more absurd some poses instantly look when they’re being done by men.
hilarious